Category: Joke Board
A chicken farmer went to a local bar...sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence" the farmer says "This is a special day for me I am celebrating" "This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" says the woman. "What a coincidence!" says the farmer?
As they clinked glasses the man asked "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!"
"What a coincidence "says the man."I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilised eggs " "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied. The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence".
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